Unexpected Party 37 August, 2010
Wow the 37th UP…. It's hard to believe we've been celebrating this event so long. The 70s, 80s, 90s, 00s, and now we begin another decade, our 5th decade.
And now, for UP lesson (2010)
I want to start out with some words and phrases that bring back some incredible memories.
Parkers, the mobile unit, The Who, the Gong show, The show, the UP players, Andrew Dice Tit, slammers, Tit & the Knockers, Carnac, the Professor, Seamus, Lester, Poncho Villa, the falls, the pond, rain, mud, hay, tents, speidies, renovations, group photos, the unknown comic, the ancient scroll, fireworks, the roasts, the Econo lodge, Beornes liar, the pavilion, t shirts, hats, costumes, laughing, Hobbits, wizards, a few Gollums and most of all…friends and Fellowship. Let's have a big hand for ourselves in our 5th decade.
And now I want to take some time to answer an important question:
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is the Pope a catholic? Was Abe Lincoln honest?
Does Jerry Gosney shit in the woods?
Does Noreen have 3 Tits?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Will Danny be 70 years old when his daughters go to the prom?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Duane really make the man from Nantucket feel inferior?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Donna once say to Duane, "I'm tired suck on it yourself for a while"
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Dennis now realize that moving to any place that would elect Sarah Palin a bad idea?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Pete's fiancé' Genevieve know that dating a Greek is a real pain in the ass?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Are Mike's stories never ending or do they just go on and on and on and on…?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Should you wear steel toe boots to the UP in case you end up dancing with Elaine?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Marie wear the pants in the family…(pause…)or did Henry just out grow them?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does everyone wonder what Uncle Ray's putting in that drink of his?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does everyone wonder why Jake is smiling all the time?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Are we all pretty sure that Harvey knows exactly why Jake is smiling all the time?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Do we all know what Scott didn't do with the money his mother gave him for singing lessons?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Between Frank and Lester are we all pretty sure which one's the dummy?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
When Seamus told Sandi to GFY did she immediately follow his instructions?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Tommy's wedding reception last longer than his marriage?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Pat's Internet dating profile read: Wanted Meaningful Overnight Relationship?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Was Debbie G 8 B4 she was 7?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Sam once tell his patient, I'm a dentist not a gyno, but I'll take a look?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Cheech have too much blood in his alcohol system?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Tit actually sat to Robin, "Please tell your tits to stop staring at me"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Gos once say to Mary, " I didn't ask you to dance I said you look fat in those pants"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Marie once say to Henry, "You look like I need another drink"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Paul P-sak really hung like a hamster?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Layne really get kicked out of boy scouts for eating a brownie?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Uncle Ray once say, "Mommy these paint chips are making me thirsty"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Henry once say, "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not god"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Mark leaving retirement life and returning to work so he can afford his 2nd daughters wedding?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Jackie Neff really the 5th Beatle?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
When Kathy Neff repeatedly recites," Let it be, Let it be", don't we all know she's not signing. She's actually talking to Jackie, " if you know what OI mean?"
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Debbie really go to her reunion with a date that puked on the wrong table?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Should Mary Lou teach all the UP girls how to give a big welcome to the UP kiss?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Debbie G's shirt make her tits look big?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Bunkie the guy your parents warned you about?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Noreen have a shirt that says, "Objects under this shirt are larger than they appear"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
If it weren't for the gutter, would Frank's mind be homeless?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Bubbleboy have an uncanny ability to annoy complete strangers?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Eileen scream her own name during sex?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Dave a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is inviting Bubbleboy over for a short visit a really bad idea?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did Pat learn to count by saying 1Tequilla, 2 Tequilla ,3 Tequilla , FLOOR?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is Sharon always the 2nd to know, especially when Jerry cuts a fart?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Is it true that Cathy hasn't had breakfast since 1974?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Did the doctor tell Gos, "You're in no shape to exercise"?
Is the Unexpected Party really the greatest party ever?
Does Scott do a unbelievable, fantastic job on the Unexpected Party Website?
And finally…
It's not a question it's an answer.
The Unexpected Party really IS the greatest party ever?
