To All: Hobits, Wizard, Dwarfs, Elves and Men of Middle Earth.

==> Key to the Riddle:

Black is White, Hot is Cold

Cheech is Smart, Young is Old.

Tit's a good guy, Duane's a Brain

Jake had a 4.0, John's not Insane.

Summer is Cold, Winter is Hot

Paul is not Boring and either is Scott.

The Check's in the Mail, The Moon is the Sun

The Philly's will win it, Harvey's great Fun.

Gos was a student, never missed a class

This key is quite tricky, Don't read it too fast.....

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I know that you have not been unexpecting this letter

and not to get it might even be better.

Last year The Party, was a bore

so we decided, we'd have no more.

Even if we had it, no one would come

Except Harvey, by Himself he'll have Fun.

July one plus thirty, August one and two

You won't see me and I won't see you.

I'm not even sending a Letter this year

and I'll never ever drink another beer.

The Key to this Riddle at the Bottom of the sheet

Is as easy as stepping on Scott's little Feet.

I don't mean it all with cheek in my tongue

Have a Good time Harv, You'll be the only one.

On the front of this page is what not to bring

Don't Read it- cause really we dont need a thing.

Friends
Bug Spray, Camera, Beer
Ice
Swimming Attire, old sneakers, Beer
Beer, Ice, Ax
Tequilla, Lemons
Guitars, Bail Money
Flash Light, Lantern, Bio-Degradable Soap
Sleeping Bag (Yes Debbie You can bring Frank)
Extra Cigarettes (Winston Lights)
An Act & some nice jokes about Tit
Garbage Bags, Beer, Ice
Spiedies - (Don't refer to Front Page of Directions)

All your Kids and/or your neighbors Kids
Your Mother in Law, Father Farber
Local chief of Police, Father D'lonso
Good China & Silver, Trivia Pursuit, Alarm clock
Waterbed, VCR, Duke movies
Resume, Minutes of last A.A. meeting
"War and Peace", money for Contra's
Parker Davis look alike
Parker Davis cell mate
Autographed Picture of Cheech (Life Size)
Life savings.