The 1983 Unexpected Party

A new traditon of granting awards
after the Annual Unexpected Party has begun.
Each year Gandalf shall grant awards
based on the contributions made ot the Party!!
These awards are not intended to offend anyone, but if they do -

Excuse Me!!!!!

MVP: [Tie] Speidies, Aspirin, Toilet Paper, and Beer.
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Joe (Arnsville-Arnie) Byrnes - "How 'bout them Bombers"
BEST ACT: Jim Vanderlin (Disappearing Act)
BEST PITCHER: Noreen Leffler- For Having No Relief - How do you spell Relief - P.I.S.S.
MIP: Most Improved Player - Debbie Chinicci - For Sticking it out - inspite of the Rain!!!
MOP: Most Obscene Player - Frank Chinicci - For Sticking it out - In the Rain!!

COMEBACK PLAYER (OF THE YEAR): John Jacobs - Glad to have you back -
Thanks for finally bringing a girl we'll all get to see again!!!
BEST SWIMMER: Fred Gosney
TASTELESS JOKE AWARD: Again TIT - For removing the P.U. out of SSY
BEST HITTER: Marv "Thornbury" Green - Dixie Cups of Zambuca
MOST HITS: I'll take that one!

BEST CATCHER: Green and Yellow Tarp!!
DOUBLE PLAY COMBO: Bottle of Heiniken & Bottle Opener
TRIPLE PLAY COMBO: Bruce - John - Paul - Again!!
SPORTSMANSHIP:
(TIE) Duane Sbriscia - for leaving enough speidies for the rest of us - and Don Bergin for paying $20..00 for One "T" Shirt!

FIREMAN OF THE YEAR : Who else - Yours Truly!
MOST HOSPITABLE TENT: Bruce and Debbie - You could find your way in - But getting out was something different!!
MOST CONSIDERATE: George Kermidas - For walking a mile to take a Dump!!
A.O.T.Y.: Asshole of the Year - Who Else - Harvey Crossan - For Dragging his Pregnant wife to a weekend in the Rain!!
QUOTE OF THE YEAR: Gos - "Its not going to rain!!!"

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