Cities are burning in the south
Mountains are exploding in the west
Our people are held captive across the sea
The forces of evil are again gaining strength
It is my fear that unless something is done
The earth is headed for ruin!
I have weighed all our options - and we Have no choice
but to gather ourselves in a Joyous reunion once again

A Reunion to prove that good is triumphant
That music and laughter and food and drink
And friendship shall live forever and rule the Forces of evil!
By copy of this declaration - the Fellowship
Shall dance balls naked once again at our Unexpected Party!
In the year Nineteen Hundred and Eighty, on the Twenty fifth,
Twenty Sixth and Twenty Seventh days of the Seventh month
each member of the fellowship is expected to join the company on another adventure!

An adventure that could save the world (further instructions will follow)

Gandalf